This Annoys The Shit Out Of Me

by AJ Mihrzad on

Ever since I went public about my relationship I’ve been getting a lot of ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ about my love life! โฃ
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The funny thing is that much of this advice comes from ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ or a person that’s in an ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฝ.๐Ÿ˜†โฃ
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One of my biggest pet peeves is getting advice from someone who ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ง ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—น๐˜๐˜€ in the area they are advising me on!โฃ
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I also realize that some of the crappy advice is a ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ท๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป’๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€, so I don’t get too upset about it.โฃ
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The only relationship advice that I take seriously is from a couple who has been in ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—บ “๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฝ” ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€.โฃ
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What really inspires me is seeing an elderly couple deeply in love. ๐Ÿคฉโฃ
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You know that old wrinkly, tongue kissing without teeth, grabbing each other’s saggy butt cheek type love.โฃ
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The true OG’s of #RelationshipGoals.โฃ
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The funny thing is that those types of couples ๐™‰๐™€๐™‘๐™€๐™ give you unsolicited advice!โฃ
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It’s typically a grumpy middle aged woman with 10 cats who swore off of men 20 years ago.โฃ
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You know the type that shares “men ain’t shit” memes & would rather stay home with a dildo than go on date. ๐Ÿ˜‹โฃ
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But yet she’ll give her opinion on your love life…โฃ
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There is nothing wrong with that type of lifestyle, but please don’t offer opinions on an area that you are not proficient at.โฃ
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It’s like me telling a parent how to discipline their kids.โฃ
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I can barely discipline myself. ๐Ÿ˜โฃ
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That is why I Never Ever give someone unsolicited advice!โฃ
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There should be a rule…โฃ
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐—™๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐˜, ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—น๐˜๐˜€,โฃ
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๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—”๐—ฑ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ.๐Ÿ”ฅโฃ
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NOW more than ever, we have people sitting on the sidelines & advising people on What to DO?โฃ
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I never knew how many of my social media connections were epidemiologists & virologists. ๐Ÿ˜โฃ
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๐ŸŒŽ ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜’๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—จ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—ฑ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ &โฃ
๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜? ๐ŸŒŽ

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